Mission Accomplished

The Miami Dolphins were preparing to fire coach Joe Philbin as of Sunday night, league sources tell ESPN. Dolphins owner Stephen Ross could always change his mind, but the organization was preparing to make a move as soon as Monday, the sources said. If Ross follows through and fires Philbin, Dolphins tight ends coach Dan

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Fan Free Agent

I went surfing on Sunday choosing to enjoy my day off over ramming my head into a wall for 3 hours. There was another gentleman in the water. He asked me who the Dolphins were playing. I screamed “Does it matter!?” The quality of football being “show ponied” as a professional sport is laughable. The

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9/3 Postgame Analysis

9/3 — Renowned Miami Dolphins fan Theodore Roosevelt famously said, “It’s unacceptable to win nearly every stat and still lose the game.”  In the spirit of the original Rough Rider, we feel that FIVE turnovers is FIVE too many. Click through for the stat sheet.


Do you love the Miami Dolphins? Are you tired of coaches, staff, and players that readily accept failure? Well if so, you’ve come to the right place. Think of this site as a digital Paddy’s Pub for the best fans in the universe. This website was created by two extremely sober fans after a tough preseason loss

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